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Mind Implosion: Lunch Time...the time for...food.

Posted by Crabba22 - September 14th, 2009


Hello everyone...today was quite a good day...i was able to talk to someone new today...and my favorite podcast is back...WMR LIVES!

So today im eating lunch. its lunch time a time to relax.

And im like...this would make an awesome topic for a blog post.

so here we go the guide to lunch time

people you see and stuff that will keep you from being a loner.

first lets start with some minor rules and stuff to get your situated.

First rules of lunch room eticate

1. Try to find a table that is clean and close to the lunch lines, not too close then you'll just get a bunch of traffic from stupid pushy hungry fat people that NEED THERE PUDDING NOW!

2. Once you have obtained a table make sure that you claim this table. tables in the lunch room are like land... you need to claim your stake and just watch over thy table. the record for me is 79 days sitting at the same table until these nerdy girls with their RC cola jsut plopped down and sat at our table. it was a sad day. so claim your table and make sure you have representatives to claim the table in case you get to the lunch room a little late.

3. So you got your table, but the thing is you don't bring a lunch from home...this means you have to go and get up and go get in line to get food. what you need now are trust worthy people to "seat check" its like insurance for your seat, this person insures that no new comer will just barg in and steal your seat like a D**che. the worst thing is to come back and have some gugalo take your seat or some rude chick who never sits at our table just come in and be in your seat and your crap is just thrown everywhere on the dirty counter.

4. last thing is you want to make sure you protect your land. make sure that only those approved to sit at your table are closest to you unless you want to end up sitting next to some intruder who constantly asks if you are gonna eat your fries. you can't really force people out of the table but you can pretty much ignore and move closer to your brain trust of friends to avoid the mooch or intruder.

SO you have gained a table and are able to protect and maintain a close knit of people withen the table. So what about the journey to get lunch?
so you have three options. you either brought lunch form home, are gonna get food from the lunch cart, or get food in the lunch line.

5. when obtaining lunch from the lunch cart be sure to get ther EARLY! the lunch cart lines will fill up fast. this is becasue the lunch cart supplies food that is quick and more favaroable to the young people. this includes canned drinks and spicy popcorn chicken and spicy chicken sandwhichs which are good. prices are decent but the line will fill up. i suggest if you cant get there early to try and fuze within a friend who is in line and back cut them in a seamless and sneaky way. making sure not to anger or rile anyone up then a brawl is iminate.

6. when obtaining lunch from the lunch line which, has government issue food, be sure to go find the lunch lady that is the nicest. this will give you quick access plus the lady won't be a jerk when your mom forgets to put money in your account or when the school is just too slow to process the money. she will usually just smile and have faith in you that you will bring the money the next day. if you do bring the money the next day, then bonus points for you.

7. within the lunch line you must be sure to tread lightly and quickly. make sure you have a bubble of space to call your own and make sure you don't rub elbows with anyone, this will result in conflict half the time and usually an angry black kid will start freakin out at you becasue you got food on his shirt...when in fact you haven't even gotten any food yet. jerk

8. when selecting and entree make sure your choice looks edible. if it looks like your gonna be in a hospital room getting your stomach pumped or have diahrea for a week DON'T GET IT! just play it safe and get the most appetizing thing there. (this is subjective for poeple find different things appetizing)

So we have our food and stuff...now to reveiw the people you might see around the lunch room

-The Mooch/gugalo
this guy is usually gonna situate himself at your table almost everyday. the only thing he does is watch each person come back from getting food and ask, "can i have some?" or " Are you gonna eat that?" this will get annoying after like the bagillionth time and you just want him to go away. whats even worse is that this person will most likely be oblivious to the emotions of the people around the table. try to vote him off the island as soon as possible.

-Intruder
this person is the one that will jsut pop up and be in your seat when you come back. you never seen them and they just decide to sit there. now, that is ok for like a couple times...but usually they will sit there everyday and half the time steal your seat and have no respect for the seat check. most of the time they will be there flirting with one of your lunch table trustees...even when she has a boyfriend.

-Your lunch table trustees
these are your knights of the round table...only no one is King Arthur. these people will check your seat and be willing to host mini lunch pot lucks when food is plentyfull. these are most likely your good friends and won't be jerks.

-The black squad
there will most likely be jsut a huge crowd of black/minority people at one table and will start making a ruckus. what is really weird is that usually they will be at the table directly behind or in front of you. either that or they can get so rowdy that you hear them across the lunch room. if your lucky you get some cool black/minority people tables that won't ruin your lunch expereince...and won't start fights becasue one guy did not want to join this other guys dance crew.

-Moochy Maginskee
this person will most likely not be a gugalo they will mainly mooch food unlike the gugalo mooch in which mooches food and money. you might not see much difference but trust me there is... ive seen a moochy macginskee sink so low as to ask if she could mooch your air.

-Quiet reader/quiet people in general (cool)
these people will most likely just eat and read and are really cool. they will engage in conversations and won't be a jerk. the uncool ones are just there and will be the loner and will most likely be reading twilight *BLAH!*

-Weird anime d-bags.
these people are the anime obsessed and will most likely be talking about stupid crap most likey yoai *double BLAH!* and will start showing poorly draw versions of anime characters.they will most likely be wearing retarded anime parafanalia, ripped or faded. these people jsut annoy the crap out of you...so they are mostly harmless.

is that everyone??? if i missed anyone let me know in the comments box if your a member or on my myspace if your my frined...im not quite ready to make my myspace public becasue well..who really cares?

so that concludes this edition of Mind Implosion. thanks for reading and come back tomorrow for a new edition...where the topic will be unkown and be changed a couple of times.
laterz

WHEN FOOD ATTACKS! lunch would be so much better with food to defend your table, can you say illegal food fighting?

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