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THE HEIRARCHEY OF HIGH SCHOOL (PART 4/4): SENIORS!=CHARIZARD/NEO! DUBTEN!

Posted by Crabba22 - September 8th, 2009


so hope everyone enjoyed there three day weekend cuase i sure did. wason a boat and it was fun there was ths raft that pulled you and stuff and its fun...until you get home then your just sore as heck and all your muscles hurt and you just wanna jump in a bath tub full of icy hot...on second thought that's not such a great idea,the smell would be unbearble and the thought of icey hot near the crotch region is unthinkable.

so this is the end, the time has come

One shall stand and one shall fall!

no really this is the last part to my four part series of the heirarch of high school hope you guys enjoyed it cause IM NEVER DOING IT AGAIN!. talking about school can be risky but it gets my point across, but ill think aobut doing a series along the way who knows.

so here we go the final frontier!

SENIORS!
as you can tell im a senior and alot of awesome hype will be generated but il try to keep it to a miniumum.

so seniors are the last evolutionary form of the species here in the heirarchy that is high school. it is also the most covetted and most sacred spots in high school. no really this is not just hype. if your a charmander (freshman/sophmores) you probably dream of being a Charizard!

so yes, making another pokemon reference and analogy, i would consider sneiors to be charizards. just like the other evolutionary forms we hole the same charertistics. charizard is still arrogant and has much pride and is quite magestic if youa sk me. and so far seniors are just like that. we are proud at the fact that we are seniors and we are sometimes arrogant because well we are seniors. DUH! senior have much passion, it burns within us and we jsut wanna breath it out and toast everyone, like charizard. don't worry sice we are all fire type pokemon evidently...then the fire schorching brought about the charizard clan will help to evolve the other charmanders ans charmileons. what i mean by this is that when our passion and pride pours out in the form of school participation and hype etc. it spreads to the rest of the other classes to help boost there morale so to speak. its our voice that helps to endure and make a differenc against the heirarchy...and help it too. the administration is there to control. like the matrix..the seniors would be considered as The One. we can change anything in the matrix and we can alter it. we also have the ability to free minds. this meaning we can influence the other calsses to act as well. we are the organizers and we are also sometimes a little immature. i have encountered many seniors who are more like Agent Smith. (woah another Matrix reference...i watched it over the weekend.) people who are more like Agent Smith then they are the immature and abusers of power. they also can change what they like withen the matrix (matrix meaning school living) but at most times they do it for the worst. they just spread the virus and just produce more Smiths. you would be considered a smith if

-advocate the continuation of stupid tradions that harm more than help
-suport hazing of charmanders
-abuses the power of the One to spread there influence in a negative way
-affect the administration in a non- healthy way of protest.
-write stupid grafitti in the middle of campus saying "2009 Seniors" like an idiot. (crappest senior prank,idk if it really was a senior prank)

so thats the bad side of seniors. NOw the good seniors,The One, they do everything that keeanu reeves displayed in all three movies. if you portray these symptoms then yoe...are...The One along with a bunch of other good people

-YOu affect the administration using helthy ways of protest and petition
-you voluntarily and happily participate in school functions
-you help and influence charmanders in acheiving opened mindedness.
-YOU DON'T ABUSE YOUR NEO LIKE POWERS!
-you befriend more then argue with your teachers and actually present valid conversations with them. (thats not as important but its a plus and it makes you more like Neo)
-you graduate period. (MUY IMPORTANTE!)
-you can stop bullets by just holding your hand up.*
*the author suggests you don't try this for no one is truly like Neo cause the movies are not true and are complete works of fiction, trust me!

So what have we learned?
- We learned that seniors are like Charizards, we are the last evolution of our species, that is the high school student, and we share the same characteristics of a charizard, proud, arrogant, and magestic.
-We are like Neo/Agent Smith, able to affect the enviorment around us and influence people for better or for worse.
-we can't stop bullets by just holding out your hand
-Charizard is an awesome pokemon to use analogies for.

Being a Senior is awesome, there is so much freedom and we hold so much power. but its overwhelming at times and it can get pretty fustrating, trust me i have like a bunch of essays to right in one afternoon. Once you get here however it is such an achievment. Its one of those acheivments you get on X-Box live that you start yelling and jumping around. you never forget that feeling...well until you get out of school cause then THAT is even better!

So this is for all my Senior brethen who like to be like Neo. We are Charizards and we stand tall!
help the charmanders for they are the charizards of tomorrow, and vanguish the Agent Smiths for they are corrupting or way of life (high school ife anyway)

DUBTEN!

thanks for reading hope you caught up with the series cause well im gonna hold off of series for a while. i rather jsut do a topic that pops up...keeps it fresh. jsut hoped you liked it and make sure to keep checking back...i think ill do tomorrows entry on the enviorment...thats gonna be quite contraverisial...but ill do it anyway because im tired of yelling global warming extremist...yes we have those... yelling to stop killing the earth and to "save" the earth. but thats for tomorrow.

PEACE!

YOU ARE...THE ONE!

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