ok so i have my banner set up with some random sounding quotes on it and will be changing it hopefully everyweek. so here, we go being single, the good, the bad, and the sexy.

So we all know that at the age of... well high school age... we are not always going to be with someone, unless your like ultimately sexy and go through chicks like tissues or your like some weird girl who needs to be in a relationship to survive. Anyway, at one point we were single and actually able to recognize this fact. (everyone was single when you were born unless you think that time the hot nurse who cleaned you up and touched your junk... was a relationship... well then you have to reevalutate the definition of the word "realtionship")

So what do you do when your single... well heres a list

-Play violent video games WHENEVER YOU WANT!
-jerk off*
-eat alot
-hang with your bro's
-sleep
-hit on alot of girls
-look at porn
-cry in your room cause your single
-get fat
-punch kittens*
-die...*
-turn gay
-kill gays*
-kill terrorist*
-sleep more
-mail order bride
-actually look for a girl friend
*the author suggest practing certain single activites less than others for your own benifit and the safety of others as well as the safety of the United States.*

so the list goes on. Now playing violent video games whenever you want sounds liek a good deal. BUT i dont know about you but some of this crap can get really boring and sometimes it is just plain unhealthy and ilegal. so when do you know its time to not be single
When your penis says so???
No, in my case its time to actually make some mega effort to look for a girlfriend, when you start getting really lonely...or start feeling these certain symptoms
symptoms include

-yearning for female company
-talking with alot of girls
-trying to impress girls ...ALL THE TIME!
-start missing the feeling of a girls hand intertwinded with yours.
-wanting to compliment females all the time
-wanting to hug...ALOT!

if these symptoms apply to you your porbably single or really emo in a weird way.
as you can tell im single and im not enjoying it Im sick of it! if you feel this way i can think of some solutions right on the spot right now

-you can date
now dating means you can go out and just hang out with a girl and spend time together. Now dont go calling it a date to everyone cause then you just get tazed. it also helps not to be all up in that girls junk. you should have also know the girl prior to the date Random strangers will half the time just kick you in the nutz or laugh in your face
-go clubbing
for the kind of guy who is willing to risk gettin herpesor worse for companionship
-get instantly sexy
its called plastic surgery or wearing a really cool tie and or hat
Getting rid of your enormous fat flap will help too. excersising will help too. Bonus points if your black or a minority
-TALK TO GIRLS!
just walk to a girl and initiate conversation. if she starts acting like a bitch ...F*CK' UM go on to the next one and start the process untill she starts being intrested wearing a distracting hat helps
-be friends with girl
just go out there and be a friendly guy to girls. talk to them and be there for them if your friends with alot of girls one of them is bound to like you. MAKE SURE your not TOO freindly, then your just stuck in the friend zone forever. be spontaneous and romantic

so obviously some of these solutions should be taken at face value and some are just to mess with you to see if you would do it. But the most important thing is to have faith and never give up.
God has chosen the right companion for you. its our jobs to go find her. meaning you shouldn't go sit in a closet all day and play Halo and pee in a soda bottle and crap in a bowl. dont be afraid to go out there and BE YOURSELF!

i cannot emphasize this enough if you act fake you will have problems later when looking for a permanant companion!

So what have we learned....
being single has its ups and downs.
being single will get to you eventually unless your a monk then your fine
turning instantly sexy will change your myspace status from "single" to "in a relationship"

well i guess thats it. thanks for reading and make sure you come back here for my next topic

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feel free to comment and cry and/or criticize

NOw a video to help ease the pain

plz dont stoop down this low. Even if your really lonely or just need money for a lazer cannon...but martial arts training should be a plus.

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